What would you do?
My latest scenario:
I'm stuck in a glassed-in shower with a cat soaked in tomato juice.* I look up to see my (almost) 3-year old grabbing an open box of baking soda and he begins to shake it.
This is my so-called wonderful life.
*no, Spot didn't have another run-in with a skunk. He still smells! It's been 3 weeks and 2 hydrogen peroxide + baking soda baths since and I still can smell which room he's in. Wanna know the kicker?? After this bath, not only does he still smell, now he's black, white, and ORANGE.
